Statement aprons with an arty, irreverent spin! Step up your culinary game, or gift your favorite chef! These aprons are made to order, so if you would like a quote not shown, please email me!  Any quote shown on the Grande Patches or Cards pages can be placed on an apron! Images shown:

• "I say bad words"
• "Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are guacamole baby. You. Are. Guacamole."
• "ALCOHOL because no good story ever started with a salad"
• "Hey train wreck ... this isn't your station"
• "Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together."
• "We'll be friends till we're old and senile, then we'll be new friends"

Colors available:  Black Stripe, Brown Stripe, Tree Print, Blue Chintz, Green Chintz